MILK, Milk goddamnitt!! I said WHOLE milk! There is no such thing as fat free milk. If I wanted colored water I would drink from the toilet. Now buy me whole milk!!
Another thing, I eat normal bread like normal people. I do NOT want it brown. If I wanted cardboard I would have just eaten the box the cereal came in. So, when I go to the grocery store and buy normal bread and normal milk, eat your own goddamned bad food and leave the good food for me OK motherfuckers?!?!?!?!
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