Granted. You have a lot of fun taking this gun into malls and out on crowded city streets, watching with wicked delight as women try to hide their squirming and stifle their crys of sudden joy and men try to hide the huge boners and wet spots in their khaki pants. One day, you try it on a woman walking her dog. You miss the woman and hit the dog, which causes the dog to attack you and hump you in a heated frenzy. Trying to fend off the dog, you accidently shoot yourself with the gun at it's highest "most explosive orgasm" setting. The dog attacks your spasmodically jerking hips and rips away your cock, emasculating you for life. You are never again capable of orgasm yourself.
I wish I could change into any person I choose to be for 24 hours....
Last edited by thirdsun; 09-12-2009 at 11:42 AM..
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