Ugh, seeing her makes me so sad. Look how pretty she used to be before stardom set in:
oops, my mistake.
SF, take a strip of paper and tape a set of eyes looking back at him.
I always keep a strip of masking tape over my peephole thingy on my front door, as it is possible to look in from the opposite side of the door. I don't do unexpected visitors. So when I do get company, I just wait a minute then quickly look to see who it is. Then tape it back, acting like I'm not home.
Yay for parking in the garage.