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Granted. You live a comfortable life. Get a big house, furnish it. One day you meet this incredible lady at a bar. The both of you hit it off. While you are buying her drinks it appears she is a very good listener. One thing leads to another and you wind up at a hotel room and have the most amazing night of your life. She then asks you to pay up. You are outraged an refuse then she calls her pimp and once again your little talent pulls you out of a tight spot. Too bad money can't buy common sense cause you never wrapped up in the course of the night.
Enjoy your herpes, you will need to fill up prescriptions for the rest of your life.
I wish I had the orgasminator! A gun I point at you and shoot then you get an orgasm!!
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