Originally Posted by Fremen

You've never seen Averett in her maple-leaf jammies.
You've not seen the awesomeness that is the penis-bong.
You've not participated in the MSPaint thread.
You've never tried to post in all of the multi-country sub-forums.
You don't know the original name of the TFP.
You've never seen Fly's musical instrument collection.
You've never been impregnated by a giant galactic burger.
You've never seen ART's impressive artwork, or his, Mimi's and Suss' impressive candid pics.
You've never read the Weapon forum and realized Crompsin, et al. can invade a small country, tomorrow.
Lastly, you've never read Dune!