I know the fuck what pirates sing because I fucking watched Pirates of the Fucking Caribbean like fifteen fucking times...
Fuck, I've even been to fucking Disney world and heard the fucking pirates there singing the fucking pirate song....
And since Jack Fucking Sparrow is a fucking Disney pirate, then everybody knows that he fucking sings the fucking pirate song...
But of course, when he is fucking drunk, like most fucking pirates, even he fucks up the words to the fucking pirate song...
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