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Gotta be faster than...a god Xeyxys! To catch this speedy devil.
Granted. You become so good at sex that you have one lover after another. They line the streets to see you. You get caught up in all the pretty women and catch multiple STDs. You die from complications of the penis.
EDIT: Damnit! Guess I'm not faster, aphrodisiac. Love apparently trumps devils and gods in speed.
Granted. You can now fly. Unfortunately you can not land. You escape earths atmosphere and choke to death in the vacuum of space.
Hey, I wish I was faster than a god.
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