Funny... my schedule seems to go more like this:
DAY 1 TO 5: Horny
DAYS 6 TO 9: Horny
DAYS 10 TO 14: Really Horny
DAY 15: Oh God, Take me now!
DAYS 16 TO 23: She's a lesbian, but still horny.
DAYS 24 TO 28: Miserable mess of self destruction
DAYS 26 TO 28: Horny, and pass the pizza
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who am I to refuse the universe?
-Leonard Cohen, Beautiful Losers
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