Granted, as a bird, you are trapped in a cage, the person forgets to lock it so you escape but when you try again this time as Alyssa Milano you almost get raped by some psycho stalker, you get away then as you turn back into yourself and go home, your real stalker catches up with you and kills the both of you in a "Love" ceremony! Should have stayed the bird!
I wish I was the greatest novelist of all time!
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