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Ruler next to the penis, why? So I can brag at parties?
I used to worry about size before I started having sex. Then I realized how little any woman actually handling my Boom Stick is going to care. By the time you get naked for the horizontal baby dance she's likely invested enough time and energy to give it a go anyway, and once you're in the trenches the size is far less important than what you do with it.
Slow Down, Pay Attention. Want to be a good lover? That's all there is to it.
For the record (and so no one can say that I take the fun out of everything even though that is actually my goal), reports indicate that I am about average, perhaps ever so slightly above. My member is entirely unremarkable.
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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said
- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
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