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Originally Posted by MSD
Do you consider the SETI program to be science? Yes, this is sort of a trick question.
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It's hope, with scientific processes applied.
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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
How often do you beat your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other?
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Never. I've been hit many times by my wife though. To my knowledge, Crack has never been hit.
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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Why do you believe so strongly in tattooing tiny clown faces on the head of your penis?
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I cannot divulge that information, as it might compromise our agents in the field.
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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Would you care to join me in the Nonsense version of this thread?
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No. Thanks for asking, though.