Haha. I have a hard enough time being myself! I could speak as your representative, for a nominal fee. If you mom calls, I get the phone.
Jaeret's busy. No, seriously. He's in the other room banging a uhh...... Umm, ok, ok sorry, yes I will get him on the phone. No, I'm a friend. No ma'am, I am not sleeping with him. Where am I from? Texas. Yes I agree the accent is there. Hold on.
Hello, Jaeret's representative speaking. I'm sorry, Jaeret is not interested in your product at this time. oh, OH, you're his attorney? I see. No he didn't give me power of attorney. Wait. So you're telling me I can be sued becau...? Hogwash, I say. You're lying. *click*
See, now you could be having that much fun if you paid me that nominal fee
