I'm at work usually when Springer is on, and I watch very little TV anyway, so I end up seeing his show maybe once a year. It's weirdly fascinating, almost like a car accident. But I'm glad I don't have the ability to watch more than once a year or so, because I'm convinced that if I watched it any more often, the frontal lobes of my brain would melt into a gooey jellylike substance and leak out my ears. <shudder>
I was, however, charmed to learn that in London, one of the West End stage shows was "Jerry Springer: The Opera." I wonder if it's still playing.
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