BadNick

jehosaphat is the jumping coach and since i'm knowledgeable about physics, i'm coach hypotenuse.

...and with my able assistance, we plan to field a team of jumping hippos on the moon. Due to the reduced gravity, hippos have been observed to jump quite well on the moon, as well as a cow once jumped over the moon, but she's on a different team and her moon jumping record is currently under review due to gender identity questions, she's suspected of being a bull but I believe she just has androgen insensitivity and hope to prove that with a glass of milk...back to the hippos: we coach them to slightly crouch down and as they suddenly extend, the momentum of their weight is enough to exceed the gravity at the moon's surface, thus the entire hippo leaves the surface and is jumping.

You other folks can choose one of the other "non jumping" animals and coach a team of those guys. I am available as a Physics of Jumping consultant if needed.