I can't cook rice. I always seem to fuck it up. My rice is overcooked, the flavors didn't match right, I put to much salt/pepper/sake in it. Something always goes wrong. I have such good intentions with rice and nothing ever comes out right.
So my question is: What do you always screw up in a kitchen? It can be a certain dish or just one type of food. What is it that you can't cook?
Also: 1000th post! Woo! 