Why do I hide my porn?
Because if I did leave it out, it and all the other benign thing I leave around the house, would eventually be subject to one of my wife's "cleaning" moods and I'd never see it again. Not that she throws it away, she just organizes sooooo well.........
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"No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me-
"Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown-
DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-
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