I have some weird ones:
1) con people: not for their money, but conversation. Strike one up and see how far and how long you can bullshit.
2) apply for ridiculous jobs: "hi Im a 6'4 245 pound male; are there Any positions available as a tanning assistant?"
3) paint a wall in your house
4) go shopping for ridiculous things: see 2.
Pretending/conning makes you lose yourself in the exercise. Try riding public transit to overhear hilarious conversations. Etc.
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EX: Whats new?
ME: I officially love coffee more then you now.
EX: uh...
ME: So, not much.
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