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I didn't mean to imply that you have no desire to bang wenches, Divemaster Dan... just that you'd probably prefer to do it one-on-one using a mattress as the fuck surface instead humping of atop a broken coffee table covered with empty beer cans and other people watching.
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I'm going to need to make a Mix CD for this cruise. I want to wake up to "Welcome to the Jungle" at 0800.
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