It's an important issue. Teevee says that if I have the right hair and buy the right deodorant, I'll quite literally stumble over untold riches and sex and power and success and riches.
History shows that guys who can get a handle on basic grooming are more successful with the ladies.
I wear a ponytail, and I have a girlfriend. Make of that what you will.
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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said
- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
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