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Old 08-14-2009, 07:51 AM   #118 (permalink)
aceventura3
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Originally Posted by m0rpheus View Post
I had no idea how to properly put on a condom until I was taught in the seventh grade sex ed class. It wasn't THAT long ago. At 13 I may not have known what to do yet but I knew damn sure I wanted to do... well... something and I'm glad they started to prepair me for that.
Dude, what took so long? I remember I was about 6 or 7 walking with my older brother, he saw a used condom, picked it up with a stick and told me that before you have sex with a girl get one of these and put it on (excuse the vulgarity, but it is what he said) your dick. I said why? He said so she won't have a baby and so you don't get VD. I said oh, and we kept walking. I pretty much understood what he meant.
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