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Originally Posted by mixedmedia
I think of porn as utilitarian. A means to an end - to get off quickly. Most of the time I don't want to get off quickly, though, ya know? So it's not useful to me most of the time.
And, naturally, I like it rough.  |
Zoinks. Total bingo. That's how it is for most men. We'd rather have sex, but if we can't or if there are issues related to it... then porn ahoy!
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See, this totally boggles my noggin. What are the odds of me going through life and only getting body-conscious sex flubbies?
I'm updating my dating profiles: "...must enjoy pornography."
Except then I'll sound like
BearCub. Blegch.