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Originally Posted by noodle
Girls are afraid when their boys call them in and say, "honey, have you ever thought about us trying this..." to the discordant sounds of a midget nun sucking off a horse that has just perforated the bowels of a young man who later died because his friends were too busy watching two girls play with a cup to catch the horse before he rammed in fully....
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You've...umm...you've put quite a bit of thought into this...haven't you?
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