Originally Posted by LordEden

Heathens and Spinsters alike! I, Reverend Eden say upon to you, hear my words and know them for the truth! God frowns down up those who covet the unwashed skin and spy with their lustful eyes upon flesh that is NOT revealed in the sanctity of MARRIAGE! God will reign down Fire and Justice upon those who show to others what God has hidden from unworthy eyes! The sin is not just upon those evil vixens who let God's sun shine upon their rose gardens, but the sinful picker of those ROSES! We, at the 1st Church of Punk, have helped many of those wayward souls come to grips with their untamed desires of the flesh! You just have to open your SOULS to the church! Reverend Punk or Reverend Bear Cub will be here to help lead you down the path of RIGHTEOUSNESS! 3 simple steps will start you on the road to SALVATION!

1. Take those SINFUL pictures and send them to us. 1stchurchofpunk@gmail.com.

2. Start your feet awalkin' down the path of right to... one of our houses. Call first. Don't wear anything... complicated.

3. Prepare to OPEN yourself to our holy instruments of GOD! Bring condoms... and wine. Good wine, no boone's farm.

Brothers and Sisters, help me HEAL those who are in need.... but we get to heal them first. You know, rights of the clergy and all.

/sarcasm I mean LOTS of sarcasm, like dripping on my computer keyboard sarcasm.

Oh, I'm so getting warned for this.