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Originally Posted by Crompsin
Based on my last six relationships... girls are afraid of porn.
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Girls aren't afraid of porn.
Girls are afraid when their boys call them in and say, "honey, have you ever thought about us trying this..." to the discordant sounds of a midget nun sucking off a horse that has just perforated the bowels of a young man who later died because his friends were too busy watching two girls play with a cup to catch the horse before he rammed in fully....
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand