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Old 08-11-2009, 11:26 AM   #127 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by guccilvr View Post
dude.

you really need to get laid.
Pot? Is that you?

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Originally Posted by LordEden View Post
Is that like a really bad "indian burn" you got when you were a kid? This is just my range of thought, but I bet Cromp lubes up his smoothspot with machining oil before he attacks someone with the Spot of Doom.
I always envisioned him using a combination of bacon grease, machine oil and mitt oil, but coating his entire body with it.

The good news for Xerxys is that she's still just as virginal when Crompsin found her, what with his lack of unit and all.

And Hal, for the record, porn can be written as well. I'm doing my best to try to take this thread across that threshold.
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