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The_Jazz · 08-10-2009, 12:02 PM

For the record, my wife and I split a bottle of wine on our first date (a '98 Rutherford Hill Reserve Cab, for the record), and you can see from my signature how that worked out.

Then again, I'm just a middle-aged insurance salesman according to some, so what the fuck do I know?

Other than that, have fun with the undstanding that you could have to go to court for giving her liquor. Been there, done that, paid the fine. Not fun, although I'll admit that the apologetic sloppy blowjob afterwards was appreciated. Too bad the underaged (for alcohol) blowjob supplier was a fucking psychopath.

08-10-2009, 12:02 PM	#26 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	For the record, my wife and I split a bottle of wine on our first date (a '98 Rutherford Hill Reserve Cab, for the record), and you can see from my signature how that worked out. Then again, I'm just a middle-aged insurance salesman according to some, so what the fuck do I know? Other than that, have fun with the undstanding that you could have to go to court for giving her liquor. Been there, done that, paid the fine. Not fun, although I'll admit that the apologetic sloppy blowjob afterwards was appreciated. Too bad the underaged (for alcohol) blowjob supplier was a fucking psychopath. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo Last edited by The_Jazz; 08-10-2009 at 12:08 PM..