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This just in . . . . . . McDonalds to go vegan; expect profits to soar, reduce unwanted riff-raff. According to a company spokesman, "We've never really been about the selling of meat - that's an unfair and undeserved reputation we've been trying to correct, and it's unfair to our loyal customer base, who have been coming here for years to order salads. Now they can feel comfortable bringing a friend along for a Flurry, knowing that they will no longer suffer the shame of being associated with the murder of farm animals."

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Okay - sarcasm aside, I've always held the belief that this is Halx's sandbox, and he gets to make the rules. If I don't like it, I can click the "Log Out" button. If he wants to make a few bucks for all the remarkably hard work he's done in the past decade, more power to him.

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