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BigBen · 08-06-2009, 07:16 PM

Romeo and Julietta Cigars, size = Churchill. Awesome.

Day trip to Havana: You simply must see the show at the Tropicana. It is better than you can imagine.

Beer = Crystal Brand. Very clean, like a Stella and Heineken combined. Awesome.

Havana Club rum = Awesome.

Getting loose bowels from the local cuisine = not awesome. An old woman told me to eat the local yogurt, and that cleared things up. Local yogurt = not really awesome.

Old 40's and 50's cars = Awesome.

Sand in my but-crack = not Awesome.

European Bidet in bathroom to remove said sand = Awesome.

Say 'Gracias' lots, and leave little tips everywhere. A buck or two for a drink, your hotel maid, your bartender. They really appreciate it. I used US dollars.

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BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Romeo and Julietta Cigars, size = Churchill. Awesome. Day trip to Havana: You simply must see the show at the Tropicana. It is better than you can imagine. Beer = Crystal Brand. Very clean, like a Stella and Heineken combined. Awesome. Havana Club rum = Awesome. Getting loose bowels from the local cuisine = not awesome. An old woman told me to eat the local yogurt, and that cleared things up. Local yogurt = not really awesome. Old 40's and 50's cars = Awesome. Sand in my but-crack = not Awesome. European Bidet in bathroom to remove said sand = Awesome. Say 'Gracias' lots, and leave little tips everywhere. A buck or two for a drink, your hotel maid, your bartender. They really appreciate it. I used US dollars. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.