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Felix is smooth like barbed wire toilet tissue.
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The phone is a distance tool. You can use it to ask questions you might not want to ask in person... ya know, the disqualifiers.
Use it to find out how married she actually is, how fat she actually is, etc. Also useful to learn if she's got a voice like Fran Drescher.
I'd stick to text messages. Women seem to love those. They'll send you 50 texts even if they have absolutely nothing to say.
Last edited by Plan9; 07-28-2009 at 10:17 PM..
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