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Old 07-28-2009, 09:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
wooÐs
Sitting in a tree
 
Location: Atlanta
A thread for those 30+

It all started going downhill the day I turned 30... and it hasn't stopped.
  • I've put on weight.
  • I'm getting a belly. WTF???????? I was always known for 'the flatest stomach I've ever seen.' What the hell is this shit????
  • I've become bitchier - less tolerant of crap.
  • I have no interest in catty, female gossip bs. If you have something to say about someone, say it to her face. Only then will I be interested. In watching.
  • I LOVE spending Saturday nights alone. Sunday too. Best TV nights of the week.
  • Truth? I don't like going out anywhere. It's a waste of money and it's not as safe as it once was. All kinds of fucktards are on the roads these days - including cops.
  • So one day when I was 32, I was peeing on da' potty rite? I look down and see something strange --- go to brush it away. And it's not brushing away. It's a mother fucking gray pubic hair ffs. Granted I shave but it had been a week or so. I thought it was a dog hair at best. omg /die.

I CANNOT be the only one noticing changes while getting older. Make me feel better and post some worse ones. ..............please.
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