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Originally Posted by twistedmosaic
... That's because you've been beating your meat like it owes you money ...
Relax, stop ironfisting your mini-me, and give it a few more tries. I suspect you'll like it once you get past the mental hangups. ...
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Originally Posted by Iliftrocks
... You could always use lube when trying to get your money back ...
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Originally Posted by Halx
Abstain from flogging your heretic bishop for a few days before seeing her again. And relax.
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Originally Posted by dlish
... trust no one except Mrs Palmer.
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This is really the issue here and I couldn't come up with a better anecdote except maybe stop making love to Pam and her twin sis Pam ... and the vulcan grip is not very good either.
Ohhh, relax.