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1: Pill-smuggling neighbors who all draw 6 different kinds of State assistance, live better than I do (and have cooler toys) when I have an actual job, and cook meth in their garages. The fun part is watching them wreck
a: The 12hp Go-Kart (bought new)
b: The Open Class racing lawnmower (bought new, substantially modified)
c: The 800cc 4-wheeler (bought new)
d: The Dodge 1-Ton (bought new)
e: The 2003 Mustang (bought lightly used)
f: Any of the 3 dirt-bikes (bought new)
....all of which they managed to purchase by scamming Welfare, scamming their Church, and selling prescription medication and/or methamphetamine.
2: Idiot customers who ask me six different times, six different ways, to commit felonies on their behalf.
3: Idiot news commentators who can't get the difference between semi-auto and full-auto straight.
4: Sensationalist journalism.
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