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Old 07-27-2009, 08:18 AM   #11 (permalink)
LordEden
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Originally Posted by Halx View Post
Abstain from flogging your heretic bishop for a few days before seeing her again. And relax.
Just when I thought I knew every reference to masturbation, Halx comes along and shoots one out of the park. Then again if I had a cock the size of an Oscar Mayer truck I'm sure it's not that hard to do.

I don't like I know this about you Halx, seriously stop putting your cock on your own website. Think about the rest of us for once. /sarcasm

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I have the same problem at times, I *think* to much during sex. Unless I'm truly comfortable with the person I'm having sex with, I get really nervous. Nervous = Anxeity = No Happy Time with One-eyed Snake. I think I get more nervous with sex with someone I care about than I do with one-night stands. Then again I'm usually drunk when those happen. Just relax, don't jump right into it. Men only have enough blood to run one head at a time, just try to keep the juice in the above-ground pool for a while. It amazes us (men) that a girl (that is so pretty, smart, blah blah blah) wants to be with us and that fucks with our psyche. We start doubting everything and that will fuck everything up. Just run with it. Carpe Diem. Don't worry about tomorrow.

I would suggest a beer or two to calm yourself down, but of course the possibility of whiskey dick happens when you drink more than the doctor recommended amount. Plus you might not be 21. Also, you don't want to make Alcohol your way of getting over this. Leads to bad things, trust me.

I Second the not wacking off comment and the USE a condom comment. Always use one. Period. Kids are great! When they are not yours.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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