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Old 07-27-2009, 05:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
Plan9
I Confess a Shiver
 
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Turns out I didn't enjoy sex the first time I had it. I went home, sat in the bathtub, looked at my cock, and went:

"Is that it? People actually fight over this? Jesus, I'll stick to masturbating! Sex is lame and women are disappointing."

Then I did it with another girl, played around with a few things... and now I can't get enough of it.

Once you get the confidence, you'll actually enjoy sex instead of looking at it like some kind of college midterm.
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