Well done Langer. I'll ignore the obvious falsity about the Don. Obviously some crazy attempt at humour
The comparisons between Hayden and Langer are amusing - the strike rates of both were actually quite similar - Langer just didn't play the big shots like Hayden, so seemed to be scoring more slowly. His batting reminds me of Steve Waugh, in that he always seemed to guard his wicket jealously, and rarely gave it away cheaply.