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Originally Posted by Crompsin
And enhance your calm, John Spartan!
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I almost did a spit take at my office computer when I read that. Crompsin do you just dig through bad actions movies and know you want to pull them from the grave? Or is a wheel of bad movie quotes and you just spin it when you make a post?
I loved Denis Leary's rants in that movie.
"I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener"."
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Olivia D'Abo was so hot. When I was just a wee little tike, she made me realize happiness could be found in my pants.
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Shouldn't the actor playing Conan be a *BAD* actor? Do we really want a well spoken Conan? Should he stumble over his lines like a good barbarian/thief mutli-class character? I got a huge sword but I steal things, shouldn't that be all he is? Who needs Int and Chr stats? I want 18/00 STR!
I loved Robert Jordan's Conan books, I got the first three in a huge leather bound book. I liked the way he fleshed the character out, making him smarter, a bit well spoken and sometimes the leader of a small merc group.
Don't know which Conan I would want for a movie, Smart or Dumb Conan.