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Originally Posted by Crompsin
Mayonnaise.
Seriously. It's the curse of the white man. It doesn't belong on my sandwiches. No! Get it away from me. It's gross. It's like the semen of an obese ogre that subsists only on raw eggs and Fritos.
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Like totally. How could I forget?
I can eat it as part of a tuna or potato salad or cole slaw, but keep it away from everything else!