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Plan9 · 07-23-2009, 07:04 PM

Seriously, Blue Ridge Arsenal is like elitist fat camp lately. B.R.A. is actually a clever acronym for what they need... something to secure those man titties.

They're so used to white collar yuppies and Fairfax gangstas (doo rag + Desert Eagle) that they don't realize how fake they sound.

"I've operated for years as a law enforcement professional." "Operated? Operated what? A box of fucking twinkies?"

I think their whole staff can do maybe 10 pullups collectively.

Got a real hard time taking a "professional" seriously when they're that outta shape.

I've got like E1 brains and I get the feeling I could best some of them.

...

I miss 2000. A box of 50 UMC yellow box 9mm was like $5.99 at Wally World.

07-23-2009, 07:04 PM	#12 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Seriously, Blue Ridge Arsenal is like elitist fat camp lately. B.R.A. is actually a clever acronym for what they need... something to secure those man titties. They're so used to white collar yuppies and Fairfax gangstas (doo rag + Desert Eagle) that they don't realize how fake they sound. "I've operated for years as a law enforcement professional." "Operated? Operated what? A box of fucking twinkies?" I think their whole staff can do maybe 10 pullups collectively. Got a real hard time taking a "professional" seriously when they're that outta shape. I've got like E1 brains and I get the feeling I could best some of them. ... I miss 2000. A box of 50 UMC yellow box 9mm was like $5.99 at Wally World. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 07-23-2009 at 07:09 PM..