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Addressing these, in order:

Haven't really heard of those two terms (although I hope they're as fun as they sound), but yes - as I stated way earlier in the post, the cleanup is a bit off-putting (as is the preparation). You think staying awake to cuddle is tough? Try cleaning and drying a rubber sleeve, then powdering it with corn starch before you doze off!

Of course nothing is going to feel like the real thing - but it's pretty darn close.

What's a normal wank? Fist grip? One hand or two? Left hand or right? Underhand or overhand? Dry? With lube? Water-based or oil-based? Shaft or Head? Knuckle babies or kleenex? There are as many ways to masturbate as there are people.

I find it funny that this thread, in so many instances, boils down to two camps - the "whatever floats your boat" vs "that's why God gave us hands, dammit."

I think - and it's been said many times in this post - the longer the thing is around, the more acceptance it'll find.

I'm surprised the comments are so across the board here, though. There was a thread about this a few years ago that was full of glowing recommendations:
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...leshlight.html

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