| Frankly, I don't think they should touch it.  I get the feeling they're ruining a classic with some scrawny bimbo.
 At least Brigitte Nielsen was tall and buff enough to be a believable fighter.  She kinda turns me on.  Mmmmmm.
 
 And they better not even touch the Conan series or I'll answer the riddle of steel after I set fire to their fucking set.
 
 /clutches Arnold DVD collection to chest
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