That's why God gave us anal sex.
Besides, the woman will be grateful - it'll stop the hemorrhoids from itching for a while.
(calm down ladies - just kidding!)
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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.
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