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Fat people are harder to kidnap, easier to recognize on surveillance tapes, and less likely to be able to run from the cops, so they actually help cut down on crime.
But fat people should thank their lucky star crunches that there will always be enough normal folks out there to care enough to tell them how wrong they are. I, for one, think we should honor these caring souls by naming a playground after them.
I personally blame gravity. Damn Newton.
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