Haven't had pregnant sex yet, but am v. much looking forward to it, come the day. I have always thought pregnant chicks are hella hot-- my good friend's wife is due any day now, and it's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much she gives me wood. I have watched pregnant porn and enjoyed it. I'm probably way more ready to do some pregnant fucking than I am to actually be a dad....
I have to presume the baby would be mine, because seeing as how I'm engaged and will be married soon, I don't plan on having sex with anyone besides my soon-to-be-wife from now on....
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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