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I'm finding it difficult to determine at exactly whom you're directing your scorn.
Is it Fleshlight buyers, obese people, or people who watch obese people do their shopping?

So are you saying masturbating is not "manly"?
Or are you saying that no man in a relationship ever masturbates?

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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.