Alright, here is one more that makes you scratch the noggin.
And to add, I am not a Mario or Nintendo fanatic in any way; why should I be when it took me nearly ten frickin' years to beat
Super Mario World and obtain 100% completion.
I just happened upon this strange cartoon by untimely coincidence and curiosity.
post-script: and for those of you that endured the torture of sitting through that entire thing, wondering who in the world would want to be associated in delivering this type of message and entertainment to children, this oblique quote by Jack Handy makes just a little bit more sense now in the context:
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the bear or even the elephant. It's "Donkey Kong riding on a shark's back, just gorilla-punching and gnoshing everything in sight.” 