Everything I've wanted to do with a girl, I've done with half girls I've romped with in my life. I'm not too kinky, but I do make StrangeFamous look Quaker.
I wouldn't mind a threesome, but the odds of that happening are up there with the odds of my IRA getting back to input value in the next year.
Said threesome would be completely unsatisfying, of course, unless I could toss out cheesy Crompsin one-liners while it was all going down.
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