Vigilante

If i wear glasses, it's usually safety glasses when I'm in the garage/shop or building something with power tools. In that case, I swap them around to the back of my head to keep them from falling when I bend over to cut something by hand or pick it up. I don't keep them on my face at all times because I don't wear glasses normally, so they bug me and sometimes fog up.

If I'm wearing sunglasses, it's usually when I'm driving. If I swap them to the back of my head, it's not for fashion but so I can see, like if I get out and walk in a building for a moment. If I'm out of the truck for more than a minute, they typically stay in the truck.

That said, people that wear glasses on the back of their shirt don't bother me. However one might be considered a douchebag for doing it. Same with the gay sweater thing and quite possibly owning a yacht. We don't do that down here, and we laugh at people that do. If you actually tied a sweater around your neck like some yale graduate or whatever group does that sort of thing, you'd probably get mugged and then jeered at by said muggers.

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