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Question
Do u think i should let her hook me up?
ok so my pretty good friend alana that i met when i was doing my broadway tour wants to set me up with a guy she knows (we r both 14) she has gone to second base and it is like i havent even gotten to bat u know? so she said that he is cute funny and nice his name is matt and he has blue grey eyes im a sucker for blue grey eyes!!!! im excited and scared at the same time what should i do!!?!?!!?!!?!?!
Answer:
You shut your whore mouth. Do not ask these idiotic questions when we should all be mourning Billy Mays' death.