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(206): Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
(973): On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
(973): Plan B is the new Plan A
(973): I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
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Last edited by Jozrael; 07-07-2009 at 09:55 PM..
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