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wolf · 07-06-2009, 08:48 AM

A guy tired of living in the city where everyone is on top of everyone else decides to sell his place and move out to the country where the closest neighbor is several miles away. He settles in, keeps to himself tending to his land and enjoys the quiet. After a few weeks go by, one evening he hears the sound of a tractor approaching, looks out his window to see what must be his neighbor approaching. An older man who looks quite work turns the tractor off and knocks on the man's door. Not wanting to be impolite and actually happy to have a visitor the man opens the door and invites the older man in.

"Going to have a party at my place on Friday and wanted to know if you wanted to come." The older man says in a raspy voice.

The man thinks about it for a second and figures he's been on his own for a while and thinks some social interaction with the locals would be good.

"Sure, I'd love to come..." the man says and not wanting to be rude he asks
"Should I bring anything?"

"Nope... " the man says and continues
"I gotta warn ya, theres gonna be some drinkin'."

Well, the man thinks to himself, he can hold his liquor.

"OK, that's not a problem"

"Alright... and there's probably gonna be some fightin'. " the old man continues

The man thinks to himself ... so I can hold my own in a fight...

"Ok, well that won't be a problem either"

"Well....they're probably gonna be some sex too" The old man continues again

Well the guy thinks it's been a while since he's been with a woman, and it might me nice to have a lady companion for an evening.

"well that's fine with me" he says to the old man.

"Well... alright, see ya on Friday" the older man says and starts for the door

The younger man nods holds the door open for the older man and thinks if there will be ladies present he should look nice.

"oh, um, what should I wear?" he quickly asks before the old man gets onto his tractor.

"Don't really matter...." the old man says ... "it's just gonna be the two of us"

07-06-2009, 08:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	The Party A guy tired of living in the city where everyone is on top of everyone else decides to sell his place and move out to the country where the closest neighbor is several miles away. He settles in, keeps to himself tending to his land and enjoys the quiet. After a few weeks go by, one evening he hears the sound of a tractor approaching, looks out his window to see what must be his neighbor approaching. An older man who looks quite work turns the tractor off and knocks on the man's door. Not wanting to be impolite and actually happy to have a visitor the man opens the door and invites the older man in. "Going to have a party at my place on Friday and wanted to know if you wanted to come." The older man says in a raspy voice. The man thinks about it for a second and figures he's been on his own for a while and thinks some social interaction with the locals would be good. "Sure, I'd love to come..." the man says and not wanting to be rude he asks "Should I bring anything?" "Nope... " the man says and continues "I gotta warn ya, theres gonna be some drinkin'." Well, the man thinks to himself, he can hold his liquor. "OK, that's not a problem" "Alright... and there's probably gonna be some fightin'. " the old man continues The man thinks to himself ... so I can hold my own in a fight... "Ok, well that won't be a problem either" "Well....they're probably gonna be some sex too" The old man continues again Well the guy thinks it's been a while since he's been with a woman, and it might me nice to have a lady companion for an evening. "well that's fine with me" he says to the old man. "Well... alright, see ya on Friday" the older man says and starts for the door The younger man nods holds the door open for the older man and thinks if there will be ladies present he should look nice. "oh, um, what should I wear?" he quickly asks before the old man gets onto his tractor. "Don't really matter...." the old man says ... "it's just gonna be the two of us" __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.